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It's Christmas!
When a man politely opens the door of the car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is!
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant;
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;
Panic is when both are pregnant!
Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she had missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away!"
A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, ..I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that, is confidential!"
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman:
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!"
A prospective husband in a book store, Do you have a book called, "Husband the Master of the House?"
Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"
Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, and Love." What’s your secret?"
Old man : "I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!"
Wife : "I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day."
Husband : "I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!"
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