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Short stories, Hot Topics and relevant information on Music and the Arts! The official Blog page for Bodederek.com seeking to educate, entertain and inform. We invite aspiring writers to showcase their talent here. Read short stories for free here! Come to the same conclusion about prison in America. But is that where the similarity ends? The first got deported from the U.S.A. the other one became the President.  "We, the People, recognise that we have responsibilities as well as rights; that our destinies are bound together; that a freedom which only asks what's in it for me, a freedom without a commitment to others, a freedom without love or charity or duty or patriotism, is unworthy of our founding ideals, and those who died in their defence." Barack Obama Both are gifted orators, have plenty of followers and shed loads of charisma. Their views on incarceration in America are almost identical... ...But that is where the similarit...

Short stories, Hot Topics and relevant information on Music and the Arts! The official Blog page for Bodederek.com seeking to educate, entertain and inform. We invite aspiring writers to showcase their talent here. Read short stories for free here! If you're of a queasy disposition...Weak stomach or similar ~ Please do not read. A judicial  executioner  is a person who carries out a death sentence ordered by the state or other legal authority, which was known in feudal terminology as high justice. Click here ~ Interview with a Hangman! Desensitised? OK... YOU DON'T MAKE PEACE  With your Friends Mr Bello bellowed when he caught sight of the gallows twenty yards away. The hangman waited patiently, a casual look on his face high up on the raised platform. Bowels already loose, he defecated when he looked up and saw the rope that's going to be placed around his scrawny neck. The faeces trickled down his trouser leg as if he had diarrhoea. An o...

Short stories, Hot Topics and relevant information on Music and the Arts! The official Blog page for Bodederek.com seeking to educate, entertain and inform. We invite aspiring writers to showcase their talent here. Read short stories for free here! Idiot.. The time Mahatma Gandhi was studying law at UCL, a professor named Peters disliked the young student intensely. He openly displayed hostility, animosity and prejudice toward Mr Gandhi. Peters expected Gandhi to bow and scrape before him, he asked the young man to lower his head whenever he was in close proximity. Of course, this would never happen, so there were frequent confrontations and arguments between the two... He was having lunch at the University dining room one afternoon when Gandhi put his lunch tray down on the same table and quietly sat next to the professor. "Mr Gandhi," says the professor, "a pig and a bird never sit together to eat." Cool, calm and collected Gan...

Short stories, Hot Topics and relevant information on Music and the Arts! The official Blog page for Bodederek.com seeking to educate, entertain and inform. We invite aspiring writers to showcase their talent here. Read short stories for free here! John Cleese Walking past Michael Palin last Thursday, I couldn't help but shout "Hello Michael." He graciously waved back. He was probably wondering who the hell I was. Today, a friend posted this on his Facebook timeline. I've purloined it because it couldn't be an accident that two great British writers and comedy geniuses would invade my consciousness within such a short period of time. In these times of political, social and economic uncertainty, it's important to find humour on the global and regional situation we find ourselves in. Without making light of these predicaments, we can at least laugh at ourselves in order to release a bit of tension and see ourselves from a comedic perspectiv...

Short stories, music news and anything else that comes to mind. A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. “What food might this contain?” the mouse wondered.  He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!” The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, “Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it's of no consequence to me. I can't be bothered by this.” The mouse turned to the pig and told him, “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!”  The pig sympathised, and said, “I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers.” The mouse turned to the cow and said, “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!”  The cow s...

Short stories, Hot Topics and relevant information on Music and the Arts! The official Blog page for Bodederek.com seeking to educate, entertain and inform. We invite aspiring writers to showcase their talent here. Read short stories for free here! And Jesus... A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.  Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I...

Short stories, Hot Topics and relevant information on Music and the Arts! The official Blog page for Bodederek.com seeking to educate, entertain and inform. We invite aspiring writers to showcase their talent here. Read short stories for free here! A Chekhovian Tale: A. P. Chekhov was born in 1860. In 1879 he enrolled in the Medical Faculty of Moscow University to study medicine. By 1888 at the age of twenty eight, he had published over five hundred short fiction stories. Most of them comic stories and farce.. His stories were published in weekly magazines and newspapers to help pay his bills while he studied.  Death of a Civil Servant (1883) Ivan Dmitrich Kreepikov was sitting in the second row and watching The Chimes of Normandy through opera glasses one fine evening. As he watched, he felt on top of the world. Suddenly, his face puckered, his eyes rolled upwards, his breathing ceased..lowering his opera glasses, he bent forward, and…atchoo!!! He sneez...