On a lighter note: Just Jiving!
GETTING YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR BACKSIDE
Nowadays, I hear the phrase "Get Your Head Out Of your
Ass" so often, I sometimes wonder what it really means. Although I get the
general drift and the message is quite clear if you take certain circumstances
into consideration; Where did that phrase actually come from? Who invented it
and what were they thinking?
Short of being a Contortionist, how does a human head reach those
nether regions? I sometimes imagine a person literally sticking their own head
up their own backside, an anatomical impossibility, except perhaps, you work
in a circus.
Is there a particular formula to achieving such a gross thingy?
After the head had been up there for a while and someone suddenly says
GYHOOYAss…..will it come out with a popping sound or what? I would not like to be
in such an environment anyway, think of the smell.
Personally, I would rather tell someone they got shit for brains
than ask them to pull their heads out of their own backside. Out of someone
else's backside, maybe; that seems more realistic. People who suck up to other
people are quite capable of getting their heads so far up another's rear end
they sometimes disappear altogether.
If it was actually possible to achieve such an impossible feat, it
wouldn't be funny at all!
Just Kidding…..
'Bodederek
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